7 Things Chicks Do On Facebook That Guys Hate
We asked dudes if there were any social network moves women make that drive them bonkers. Their answer: Uh, yeah. Here, real men share. How many of these crimes are you guilty of committing?
1. Getting All CIA On Us
"I hate it when chicks turn into 'spies' and go digging into your older posts/pictures trying to find dirt, and then ask you about the women they don't know. It's as if they're trying to catch you in some secret affair! Look, if it's out there for you/all too see, I'm obviously not hiding anything!" –Mike, 32
"I hate it when chicks turn into 'spies' and go digging into your older posts/pictures trying to find dirt, and then ask you about the women they don't know. It's as if they're trying to catch you in some secret affair! Look, if it's out there for you/all too see, I'm obviously not hiding anything!" –Mike, 32
2. Making That Duck Face
"I cannot stand when women post thousands of goofy faced pictures — especially that fake puckered lips pose. It's sooooo fake. Whatever happened to smiling?" –Cameron, 30
"I cannot stand when women post thousands of goofy faced pictures — especially that fake puckered lips pose. It's sooooo fake. Whatever happened to smiling?" –Cameron, 30
3. Opening The Vault
"No one wants to know how closely your life resembles the Jerry Springer show. Keep all those ugly details to yourself, please!" –Daniel, 34
"No one wants to know how closely your life resembles the Jerry Springer show. Keep all those ugly details to yourself, please!" –Daniel, 34
4. Writing Dude-Hating Status Updates
"It's a huge downer when women vent about men in their status updates — how we're all liars and cheaters. It's just not true! Cut it out, already!" –Al, 25
"It's a huge downer when women vent about men in their status updates — how we're all liars and cheaters. It's just not true! Cut it out, already!" –Al, 25
5. Posting Self-Portrait Albums
"I find it really lame when a girl has nothing but pictures of herself on her profile. It makes me think she has no friends. It seems kind of pathetic, and seriously vain." –Raul, 24
"I find it really lame when a girl has nothing but pictures of herself on her profile. It makes me think she has no friends. It seems kind of pathetic, and seriously vain." –Raul, 24
6. Doing Premature Relationship Publicity
"This one girl I was hooking up with changed her main profile picture to be a picture of the two of us together. It was way too soon — and I was still dating other girls, who had a lot of questions after that!" –Mike, 27
"This one girl I was hooking up with changed her main profile picture to be a picture of the two of us together. It was way too soon — and I was still dating other girls, who had a lot of questions after that!" –Mike, 27
7. Showing "Artsy" Pictures
"What's with girls posting pictures of their feet these days? Who wants to see gross toes in a picture of a nice pool or an ocean? It makes zero sense." –Jesse, 28
"What's with girls posting pictures of their feet these days? Who wants to see gross toes in a picture of a nice pool or an ocean? It makes zero sense." –Jesse, 28
